henry was supposed to ask sam what sam was looking at on his computer, and jared spun the computer around to reveal a large naked man on the screen
Sam’s purple shirt in the pilot: foreshadowing for the Purple Dog?
peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence
[AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]
You know what sounds good? French fries. I’m starving. I just escaped Hell. I deserve a treat. You know, a “thank you” would be nice.
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU